A Letter to Residential Services (Comedy)
Dear Residential Services,Hi, I live in Elder, room 220. First and foremost, let me say that my roommate Jackson is a great guy. He’s probably the best friend I’ve made here, and that’s not just out of convenience. That said, we’ve encountered a few problems recently that I was hoping to discuss with you. Specifically, my roommate forgets to lock the door when he leaves and is in a blossoming relationship with my mom. I think it’s obvious why I’m upset about the key situation.